In today’s world of gadgets, gizmos, and electronic games, it’s no wonder that unemployment is so huge. You may be thinking that this statement is completely not true and has no real bearing on unemployment (you’re probably right) but, hear me out.
The latest time sucker in the lives of millions across the globe is the iPhone. Providing literally thousands of applications and games, users of this magical device find themselves glued to its tiny screen. For what, you might ask? Addicting applications like iFart, PocketGod, or even The Price Is Right (TM).
The new game Warp Defense is being released and it’s not a good thing. Many of these so called “fun” games and “useful” apps are the reason for thousands of lost hours of productivity. Obviously you’ll need to understand how this affects the high unemployment rates.
It’s really quite simple. First an unsuspecting user decides to purchase a game in the “App Store”. That innocent user plans on “trying out” the game for a little fun during a break at work. Little does he know, while playing the game, time actually speeds up! Yes it’s true! Time actually speeds up during the playing of any iPhone game!
I’m sure you’re beginning to see how this affect the lives of so many innocent users… they start to play the game and miss deadlines, become late for work, stay up later, etc. Now you see why the over 20 million users of the iPhone are losing their jobs?
Furthermore, this problem is escalated for these poor souls when they try to “find work” but instead find themselves neck deep in the middle of an iPhone game completely unaware that time is speeding by and job interviews are being missed.
There is a new iPhone game set to be released that could make this problem even worse. We’re not talking about a little worse, but a global pandemic. Currently in the submission process with Apple to get listed in the App Store the new game “Warp Defense” has only been played by 20-30 users. The majority of which lost their jobs (unconfirmed), grew their hair out (due to loss of time), and are losing weight very quickly (actually a benefit of this satanic game).
While the game itself is a simple “Tower Defense” game, it’s addicting nature, explosions, fast paced music, and cool graphics could be nothing short of demonic. I highly recommend you join me in NOT purchasing this application from the Apple App store on the iPhone when Warp Defense is released. Join the fight! Don’t buy into the most addicting and so called “fun” game ever played on a handheld device.
Warp Defense will be hitting the app store in early August and information found in the resource box below.
